5 Well Thought Out Reasons Why God Invented B-Movies

4. A legion of male writers would still be virgins.

Not that they aren’t, still, but B-movies have been an outlet for sexually frustrated writers to fly their freak flags.

In the case of Basic Instinct, Showgirl writer and poet laureate, Joe Ezsterhas, with the not-so-subtle fashion with which he tackled and crafted Michael Douglas’ character in Basic Instinct and Kyle McLachlan’s in Showgirls, it’s clear Ezsterhas’ imagination was definitely on overdrive.

And there are some things you can never un-see.

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